Ok I know, I should've used passing gas instead of that cute little word farting. Anyway, here is food for today:
Source: Daily Express, Nov. 6, 2011
In case the image doesn't work on your display I'll repeat the text bit for you:
- "Without exception! Gas ends up in the large intestine from air that is swallowed and from the action of the bacteria that live there. It is mostly nitrogen and carbon dioxide with some hydrogen and methane mixed in, with tiny amounts of skatole, indole, methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide and dimethyl sulfide to give it a stinky smell. Everyone farts but some people take enough care with the release that they are rarely caught out."
There you go, release the gas to a glorious sound, it's healthy, totally green act on your part and it does not hurt anyone around you. Ok, maybe a little.
Thanks for
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